"Delightfully fresh, macabre stories."
Wendy Lucille
Voice Captioner
"Like mini Twilight Zone episodes with villainous characters who come alive on the pages."
Chris Stiffler
Econ Professor

Frog Belly Beans isn’t your average story collection.

There’s no redemption here, no warm fuzzies. Just cruelty served ice-cold with a side of karmic justice.

Get cozy with some true oddballs and broken souls. Their fates? Let’s just say you’ll be glad they’re not yours:

Crocodile Tears – A forbidden workplace romance goes belly-up when his cold-blooded lover has other plans.

The Gift – A glutton, a narcissist, and a whore walk into a bar… and find the joke’s on them with a lesson they’ll never forget.

The Suicidal Soldier – Unlucky to be alive, a soldier’s mission to die becomes an ironic fight for survival.

Frog Belly Beans – Be careful how you treat the cook—on the frontier, the deadliest man might just be the one stirring the pot.

And there’s more. So much more. These aren’t bedtime stories; they’re a wake-up call for the worst in us all.

Peel back the mask of humanity, and you’ll find exactly what you came for: the ugly, the twisted, and the inevitable consequences waiting for us all.

Full of dark humor, pitch-black irony, and endings you’ll never see coming, Frog Belly Beans delivers bite-sized stories that stick in your throat—and your head—long after the last page.

"A wickedly ironic read ... well-developed characters ..."
Saxony Matousek
Physical Therapist
"... twisted endings you just don’t see coming. This was an amazing book!"
Amanda Wallace
Teacher
"If you call yourself a fan of dark humor, and you don't own this book, you need to rethink your existence."
Amazon Addict
Copywriter