My Dentist First Got Me High
If I had to thank someone for my ongoing quest to get high, it’d probably be my dentist in 1975.Inclined and bibbed with a mouth full of cotton, I remember squinting at the…
Humor writer Mike Lukas blogs on multiple topics.
Funny Muscle Podcast: Comedian Lenny Schmidt
Lenny Schmidt stops by the Funny Muscle Podcast to teach us about the logistics of planning comedy material for 5 nights in a row on a cruise ship (hint: you…
Confession: I Joined the HairClub For a Week
First time I noticed I was losing my hair happened two years after I graduated high school. It was the spring of 1985. The Terminator with Arnold Schwarzenegger was still a big…
Contrast: Create indirect comparisons
Chances are you’ll recognize the format or template for this device. It’s when two seemingly unconnected things are sized up against each other in order to discover their similarities and…
Funny Muscle Podcast: Comedian Jake Vevera
New York comedian and co-host of the podcast “Idiots on Parade” Jake Vevera (@jakevevera) stops by the Funny Muscle Podcast to talk about his upcoming comedy special, which is about…
My Two Nights in Jail (A true story)
My eyes cracked open fifteen feet below an industrial ceiling made of cement pockmarked with unfinished air pockets; I had no idea where I was. The front lobe of my…
Scam Alert!!!
“Hi Sophina, I need some help. My balance just dropped to -$1,450.” ”You are so lucky!” “I am?” Sophina was my new online supervisor. For hours she had trained me…
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JOY STRATEGY [8]: Reaction vs Response
Between stimulus and response there is space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. — Viktor E. Frankl…
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JOY STRATEGY [7]: Why the Law of Attraction is Unlike the Law of Gravity
I don't trip. I do random gravity checks. — Funny Guy Where You Work Welcome to The Joy Strategy, where our goal is to use the universal Law of Attraction…
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THINKIN’ FUNNY [5]: Premise, Setup, and Punchline
Finding Your Funny Muscle Figuring out why a joke didn't work and trying again is what makes you funnier.This Amazon bestseller teaches you how to create laughs like a pro.…
The Way I Want to Die, Since I Must
Death is beautiful when seen to be a law, and not an accident. - Henry David Thoreau Any man can call time out, but no man can say how long…
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JOY STRATEGY [6]: How to Begin Prioritizing Joy
To change your life, you need to change your priorities. — Mark Twain Welcome to The Joy Strategy, where our goal is to use the universal Law of Attraction to…
DIARY OF AMERICA’S SHRINK Session #4: Uncle Sam’s Racist Tendencies
Uncle Sam talks to his shrink as we listen in... Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. - George Santayana *** Warning: these notes are for…
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THINKIN’ FUNNY [4]: Difference Between Saying Funny Things and Saying Things Funny
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. - Don Rickles Who’s the funniest person where YOU work?Why are they so funny?Do they say funny things?Or do they…
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POPS McGRUMPYFACE [5]: Free Advice on Summer Employment
The glass is half empty, but Pops is full of advice... 6/8/21 Dear Pops, It actually happened – I just got fired from my job. My boss and I always…
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JOY STRATEGY [5]: Three Critical Shout Outs
Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously. — Mark Twain Welcome to The Joy Strategy, where our goal is to use the universal Law of…
DIARY OF AMERICA’S SHRINK Session #3: Uncle Sam’s Drinking Problem
Uncle Sam talks to his shrink as we listen in... I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re…
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THINKIN’ FUNNY [3]: Serious People Lack this Thinkin’ Funny Fundamental
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain Serious People Often Lack this Thinkin’ Funny Fundamental A frog by itself…
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JOY STRATEGY [4]: How to Use the Law of Attraction to Your Advantage
What you think, you become. What you feel, you attract. What you imagine, you create. — Buddha Welcome to The Joy Strategy, where our goal is to use the universal…
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POPS McGRUMPYFACE [4]: Free Advice on Death
The glass is half empty, but Pops is full of advice... 5/21/21 Dear Pops, I don’t mean to bring the party down, but I just found out that a friend…
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