How a Gentleman reacts to Time’s choice of Person of the Year
How should a gentleman react to Time Magazine’s choice of Person of the Year? Time has named "the Silence Breakers" - women who spoke out against sexual abuse and harassment…
Humor writer Mike Lukas blogs on multiple topics.
How should a gentleman react to Time Magazine’s choice of Person of the Year? Time has named "the Silence Breakers" - women who spoke out against sexual abuse and harassment…
In January, a local magazine article will feature my family and my daughter hates it. The Advocate interviewed us for a series it’s doing on the Dallas Independent School District…
The first guest to my daughter’s party arrived twenty-five minutes early. Seriously, Darlene? Nobody who’s ever hosted a party would do that to someone. My wife was just hopping out…
Heckling is easy – that’s why idiots do it. 100% of the hecklers I encountered in my twenty-four year standup career were both drunk and ignorant. If you think about…
Our clothes dryer died without warning last night. Lady Kenmore still spins but there’s no more heat in her belly. She was supposed to dry some end-of-the-day whites but when…
This morning my house was barf-central. My five-year-old son caught a stomach bug and heaved in his bed while sleeping. My wife had to take care of him, though, because…
Nothing sweeter than watching an idiot get what they deserve. Have you seen the Alabama Crimson Tide woman who got busted last Saturday for smoking in her seat at the…
Which donut do you think of when you hear that word? Yeast-raised or cake? Ring or rectangle? Glazed or chocolate-iced? Sprinkles or chopped nuts? Jelly-filled covered in powdered sugar or…
Second City Vegas gave me $25 to gamble. They give the cash as a farewell gift whenever someone leaves the cast and insist that the actor use it only for…
By definition, my wife and I are dictators. Together we hold complete autocratic control of our household and its citizens. We rule in an absolute and often oppressive way, especially…
My five-year-old son just said the F word. First off, it was written in chalk on the sidewalk, so kudos to him for sounding it out. He and I read…
My wife almost dumped me over a sexy Halloween costume. Gretchen was my new L.A. girlfriend back in 2002. She and her on-air partner dressed up as ‘Bedroom Mechanics’ for…
My mom beat my bare butt with a hairbrush once, except incorrectly. I was six and had run into the street without looking. She pulled me inside, bared my derriere,…
When I was 12, I wanted to play organized football but mom said no. Biggest mistake she could’ve made. If she had really wanted me not to play, she should’ve…
I’m tired of strangers calling my dog fat. I’m not kidding, it’s the first thing people say when they meet Vincent. “Who is this chubby little boy?” asks the chubby…
Throwing a sucker punch is easy, Kyle, it’s afterwards that’s tough. Have you seen the latest viral video of the 26-year-old Carolina Panther fan (CPF) named Kyle sucker punching a…
Death is a frightening, unmentionable beast. It creeps quietly behind you your entire life, tiptoeing in your footsteps, waiting for you to screw up or get sick or get old. …
Hey fellahs, did you have any idea that today is International Day of the Girl? Be honest, do you even have a clue what that is? Me neither. I woke…
“On your left with a knife.” The sous-chef wasn’t asking for permission to pass, she was just telling the other young chefs in Gordon Ramsay’s ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ that if they…
On July 2, 1986, I was a junior on summer break from the University of Dayton and I went to the second concert I’d ever attended. It was at the…