"Fun, fast reads you can knock out between the unbuckle and the flush."
"Delightfully fresh, macabre stories."
Wendy Lucille
Voice Captioner
"Like mini Twilight Zone episodes with villainous characters who come alive on the pages."
Chris Stiffler
Econ Professor
"A wickedly ironic read ... well-developed characters ..."
Saxony Matousek
Physical Therapist
"... twisted endings you just don’t see coming. This was an amazing book!"
Amanda Wallace
Teacher
Contents
- Crocodile Tears: Zoo co-workers co-mingle amidst an in-house crisis caused by the deadliest game of lust imaginable.
- Need a Ride: Hiram, a disgruntled but capable neighbor, is willing to go to dangerous lengths to keep up with the Fortuna’s.
- The Gift: When two drunken lovers in a Chicago dive bar show off their impressive ‘gift,’ an ancient journeyman with his own ‘gift’ teaches them the ultimate lesson.
- City Worker: While Clay, a friendly city worker, is trying to do his job, he is forced to face off with a furious homeowner who mistakes him for an unlikely and deadly enemy.
- Anything for a Treat: Whenever Pixie dog dives, she gets a treat, but the one day her handler fails to reward her, the confused beast must go to twisted lengths to get her meat.
- Last Can of Tuna: After military veteran Herbert makes a gruesome discovery, he goes carelessly searching for ‘spoils of victory’ that could end his financial woes.
- Special Latte To-Go: When coffee-addicted Charles discovers his barista’s deadly secret, the two face off in a twisted way that leaves him with a smile.
- The Suicidal Soldier: A suicidal Union soldier who’s endured an unsuccessful quest to end his own life finally meets an unlikely hero to do the nasty job for him.
- Boring Vacation: When a sexy beach stranger asks for sunscreen help, Ricardo’s vacation gets interesting after her angry boyfriend returns and sees his excitement.
- Stop Resisting: Whenever Aylmer K. Dorsey drops too far down in the dumps, his method of raising his spirits tends to get him in big trouble.
- Only Seven Left: A homeless vendor hustles to pay for a place to sleep, but her past and present violently collide as she finds permanent shelter.
- Pair of Tens: When Artie calls out the shifty newcomer at his poker game for cheating, it doesn’t exactly go the way he figured it would.
- Plenty for Everyone: An elderly couple are still madly in love but childless and poor, so they must find their own twisted way to enjoy the holidays.
- Frog Belly Beans: When a Chisolm Trail cattle drive turns deadly, three camp hounds and their abused handler get caught up in the crossfire.
"If you call yourself a fan of dark humor, and you don't own this book, you need to rethink your existence."
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