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Read more about the article POPS McGRUMPYFACE [6]: Free Advice on Water Sprinklers

POPS McGRUMPYFACE [6]: Free Advice on Water Sprinklers

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  • Post published:April 25, 2025
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His Glass is Half Empty but Pops is Full of Advice Dear Pops, I’ve got a question about water sprinklers. Every morning, like clockwork, my neighbor’s sprinkler system kicks on…

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Read more about the article GUEST: March Madness and Lost Human Connection

GUEST: March Madness and Lost Human Connection

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  • Post published:March 27, 2025
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As I walked into the University of New Mexico’s basketball area, The Pit, I noticed something was deeply, cosmically wrong.The Pit has a unique sunken design that makes you walk…

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Read more about the article GUEST: Find your Best Self on the Trail in 2025

GUEST: Find your Best Self on the Trail in 2025

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  • Post published:January 31, 2025
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“You look like an experienced hiker, how far are you hiking?” one group asked as I made my way up the Colorado Trail. “Another 10 miles today,” I say, “but I’ve…

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Read more about the article Confession: I Joined the HairClub For a Week

Confession: I Joined the HairClub For a Week

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  • Post published:October 18, 2024
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First time I noticed I was losing my hair happened two years after I graduated high school. It was the spring of 1985. The Terminator with Arnold Schwarzenegger was still a big…

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Read more about the article Funny Muscle Podcast: Comedian Jake Vevera

Funny Muscle Podcast: Comedian Jake Vevera

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  • Post published:October 16, 2024
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New York comedian and co-host of the podcast “Idiots on Parade” Jake Vevera (@jakevevera) stops by the Funny Muscle Podcast to talk about his upcoming comedy special, which is about…

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Read more about the article DIARY OF AMERICA’S SHRINK Session #4: Uncle Sam’s Racist Tendencies

DIARY OF AMERICA’S SHRINK Session #4: Uncle Sam’s Racist Tendencies

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  • Post published:June 14, 2021
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Uncle Sam talks to his shrink as we listen in... Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. - George Santayana *** Warning: these notes are for…

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Read more about the article POPS McGRUMPYFACE [5]: Free Advice on Summer Employment

POPS McGRUMPYFACE [5]: Free Advice on Summer Employment

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  • Post published:June 8, 2021
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The glass is half empty, but Pops is full of advice... 6/8/21 Dear Pops, It actually happened – I just got fired from my job. My boss and I always…

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Read more about the article DIARY OF AMERICA’S SHRINK Session #3: Uncle Sam’s Drinking Problem

DIARY OF AMERICA’S SHRINK Session #3: Uncle Sam’s Drinking Problem

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  • Post published:June 7, 2021
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Uncle Sam talks to his shrink as we listen in... I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re…

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Read more about the article THINKIN’ FUNNY [3]: Serious People Lack this Thinkin’ Funny Fundamental

THINKIN’ FUNNY [3]: Serious People Lack this Thinkin’ Funny Fundamental

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  • Post published:June 2, 2021
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain Serious People Often Lack this Thinkin’ Funny Fundamental A frog by itself…

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Read more about the article POPS McGRUMPYFACE [4]: Free Advice on Death

POPS McGRUMPYFACE [4]: Free Advice on Death

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  • Post published:May 30, 2021
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The glass is half empty, but Pops is full of advice... 5/21/21 Dear Pops, I don’t mean to bring the party down, but I just found out that a friend…

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