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Read more about the article POPS McGRUMPYFACE [6]: Free Advice on Water Sprinklers

POPS McGRUMPYFACE [6]: Free Advice on Water Sprinklers

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His Glass is Half Empty but Pops is Full of Advice Dear Pops, I’ve got a question about water sprinklers. Every morning, like clockwork, my neighbor’s sprinkler system kicks on…

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Read more about the article GUEST: When Logs Attack – Becoming a Wilderness Sawyer

GUEST: When Logs Attack – Becoming a Wilderness Sawyer

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When Logs Attack... Becoming a Wilderness Sawyer Is 40% Physics, 60% ComedyWe were standing in a circle amongst tall Colorado pine trees, all of us wearing hard hats, long sleeves,…

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Read more about the article 5 Things to Appreciate About Comedy Open Mics

5 Things to Appreciate About Comedy Open Mics

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“Next to the stage, please welcome Mike Lukas.” As I make my way to the unattended microphone, a smattering of applause breaks out in the boozy showroom like maybe I…

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Read more about the article F-Muscle Pod Epi-43: The Business of Comedy

F-Muscle Pod Epi-43: The Business of Comedy

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Here at the Funny Muscle Pod, we chat a lot about the skills in crafting jokes, but in this episode, we take a hard turn to the business side of comedy.And although…

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Read more about the article Get your FREE copy of The Business of Comedy

Get your FREE copy of The Business of Comedy

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So you want to make it in comedy? Think you're funny enough to make a living off it? Great. So do a million other hopefuls. Click for your FREE copy…

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Read more about the article GUEST: Find your Best Self on the Trail in 2025

GUEST: Find your Best Self on the Trail in 2025

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“You look like an experienced hiker, how far are you hiking?” one group asked as I made my way up the Colorado Trail. “Another 10 miles today,” I say, “but I’ve…

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Read more about the article Ten Ways the Million Words Challenge Made Me a Better Writer

Ten Ways the Million Words Challenge Made Me a Better Writer

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“It takes 10,000 hours of intensive practice to achieve mastery of complex skills and materials.” Malcolm Gladwell, author of Outliers Tweet "Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." Photographer Henri…

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Read more about the article Funny Muscle Podcast: Comedian Lenny Schmidt

Funny Muscle Podcast: Comedian Lenny Schmidt

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Lenny Schmidt stops by the Funny Muscle Podcast to teach us about the logistics of planning comedy material for 5 nights in a row on a cruise ship (hint: you…

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Read more about the article Confession: I Joined the HairClub For a Week

Confession: I Joined the HairClub For a Week

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First time I noticed I was losing my hair happened two years after I graduated high school. It was the spring of 1985. The Terminator with Arnold Schwarzenegger was still a big…

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Read more about the article Contrast: Create indirect comparisons

Contrast: Create indirect comparisons

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  • Post published:October 17, 2024
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Chances are you’ll recognize the format or template for this device. It’s when two seemingly unconnected things are sized up against each other in order to discover their similarities and…

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Read more about the article Funny Muscle Podcast: Comedian Jake Vevera

Funny Muscle Podcast: Comedian Jake Vevera

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  • Post published:October 16, 2024
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New York comedian and co-host of the podcast “Idiots on Parade” Jake Vevera (@jakevevera) stops by the Funny Muscle Podcast to talk about his upcoming comedy special, which is about…

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Scam Alert!!!

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“Hi Sophina, I need some help. My balance just dropped to -$1,450.” ”You are so lucky!” “I am?” Sophina was my new online supervisor. For hours she had trained me…

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Read more about the article JOY STRATEGY [8]: Reaction vs Response

JOY STRATEGY [8]: Reaction vs Response

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  • Post published:August 31, 2021
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Between stimulus and response there is space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. — Viktor E. Frankl…

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Read more about the article JOY STRATEGY [7]: Why the Law of Attraction is Unlike the Law of Gravity

JOY STRATEGY [7]: Why the Law of Attraction is Unlike the Law of Gravity

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  • Post published:June 23, 2021
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I don't trip. I do random gravity checks. — Funny Guy Where You Work Welcome to The Joy Strategy, where our goal is to use the universal Law of Attraction…

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Read more about the article JOY STRATEGY [6]: How to Begin Prioritizing Joy

JOY STRATEGY [6]: How to Begin Prioritizing Joy

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  • Post published:June 17, 2021
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To change your life, you need to change your priorities. — Mark Twain Welcome to The Joy Strategy, where our goal is to use the universal Law of Attraction to…

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Read more about the article THINKIN’ FUNNY [4]: Difference Between Saying Funny Things and Saying Things Funny

THINKIN’ FUNNY [4]: Difference Between Saying Funny Things and Saying Things Funny

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  • Post published:June 13, 2021
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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. - Don Rickles Who’s the funniest person where YOU work?Why are they so funny?Do they say funny things?Or do they…

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Read more about the article POPS McGRUMPYFACE [5]: Free Advice on Summer Employment

POPS McGRUMPYFACE [5]: Free Advice on Summer Employment

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  • Post published:June 8, 2021
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The glass is half empty, but Pops is full of advice... 6/8/21 Dear Pops, It actually happened – I just got fired from my job. My boss and I always…

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Read more about the article JOY STRATEGY [5]: Three Critical Shout Outs

JOY STRATEGY [5]: Three Critical Shout Outs

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  • Post published:June 7, 2021
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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously. — Mark Twain Welcome to The Joy Strategy, where our goal is to use the universal Law of…

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Read more about the article JOY STRATEGY [4]: How to Use the Law of Attraction to Your Advantage

JOY STRATEGY [4]: How to Use the Law of Attraction to Your Advantage

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  • Post published:June 2, 2021
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What you think, you become. What you feel, you attract. What you imagine, you create. — Buddha Welcome to The Joy Strategy, where our goal is to use the universal…

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Read more about the article POPS McGRUMPYFACE [4]: Free Advice on Death

POPS McGRUMPYFACE [4]: Free Advice on Death

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  • Post published:May 30, 2021
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The glass is half empty, but Pops is full of advice... 5/21/21 Dear Pops, I don’t mean to bring the party down, but I just found out that a friend…

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